yen pesra macha???

So kalmuhon fir aa gaye???Oye waits machas I was the jokings.....So long time no see...... hope u ppl are doin fine......This time I am goin to talk about the important stuffs in our lives coz I got millions and billions and zillions of mails from people thanking me for my last post and how it helped them......to bhaktjano I am back nd lets start a jouney which will leave you enlightened and of course thanking me for the rest of ur lives........

1>life: What is life?what is the true meaning of living a meaningful life?and the most important of them all Do other life forms exist?Is our planet the only one where life exists?

I know all of you are people with scientific temperament(theres no need to feel amazed by the awesome use of words that I make :P) so the first proof: planet of the apes....if seeing that movie didnt make you believe that aliens do exist then am sorry for you.....then there was our very own jadoo...come on you are not sayin me that you think he is not an alien....get real people.

2>success: Aaah the big question what is success and who is a successful person???If I knew the answer to that question I seriously wouldn't be sitting over here but WAIT.........I do have some vague idea about it....the day when you can get lods of money without really having to work and you can do as you wish...when there wont be any deadlines no pressure on you no boss....hey I am not talkin about government offices but now that you brought up the topic...man what else would I want from my ife.

3>death: The dreaded part of all ......death...But why worry when vinay is here people???Just send me 500 Rs and i will give you the socerers stone.....yeah the one which was there in harry potter I know am makin a killer deal over here but come on wont I do this much for my friends.

Extremely sorry for this but am havin a very bad headache so plz stop abusing me.....nd as u could have made out by nw am utterly jobless and bored like hell....actually the c++ lab is goin on right nw but you know how much I love u people so had to write somethin however foolish it may sound.....

So signing off the class is going to get over now will catch up again later......but believe me next time it wont be bakwas.....goat promise

yours _________(khali sthanon ko bharo)

ViN@Y

  

pehla blog bole to my vary phusht time

Today finally am doing what I have been wanting to do for a long time.....Bas bakwas nd ppl who are so jobless that they really ended up reading my blog have no other option but to listen to all the bakwas I say kyuki tumhari maa aur behen kidnap karliye gaye hain nd they are on a plank jiske neeche bhooke shark tair rahe hai muhaha.....thik to first installment of bakwas:
1>life bakwas chal raha hai yaar : Come on this is my col life.....nd we guys start dreamin of this perfect col life from the time we were chunnu munnu's and used to poop in our diapers just like the opposite sex dreams of the perfect wedding.....no gf,no gf and no gf ye bhi koi zindagi hai kya??
2>what has happened to my choice of movies : Oye P.S I love you...this ones really embarrassing but i loved the movie nd then I saw this Korean movie a millionaires first love again the unthinkable happened I loved it too...the only silver lining to my choice of movies and not turning to karan johar is the saw series....loved the movies and eagerly waiting for the 7th installment.
3>books my best friends : OK accepted am too kewl to be mistaken for someone who reads :P but that's the truth I love to read and very recently I came across this book 'tuesdays with morrie' by Mitch Albom which left me completely impressed and thinking what I really am doing with my life......rock on! also did that to me and I wanted to start a band but lets see if I really end up doing something sensible with my life.
4>birthdays : It was one of my friends advanced 'happy' b'day treat so this sunday was not as boring as other sundays.....but still have to get lots of records corrected and have to write some for tomorrow too and dont have any idea how I am going to do all that....especially when i have to get sign from one of the most ruthless professors in our col.....hes a distant realtive of adolf hitler and mugambo.....so for the zillionth first time bhagwan se aaj wapas pehli baar kuch mangoonga....plz god make him sign my note book.
So jobless people like me bas karo yaar....go do some work....will connect again when more faltoo thoughts pester me......do aliens exist? If they do do they look like us or do they look like jadoo? For answers to such questions and many more keep checking my blog.
signing off
yours joblessly,
ViN@Y